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Weaponized Ambiance → "Tacky" Sticks → Shank You Very Much!
Jun 26, 2025

Weaponized Ambiance → "Tacky" Sticks → Shank You Very Much!

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Up and to the Right→ Resting Rich Face → Nuke Karastan
Jun 24, 2025

Up and to the Right→ Resting Rich Face → Nuke Karastan

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Mandatory Indulgences → Spicy Ginger → Loyalty Programmed
Jun 19, 2025

Mandatory Indulgences → Spicy Ginger → Loyalty Programmed

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Illicit Gains → Desktoplessness → Sandra Bollocks
Jun 17, 2025

Illicit Gains → Desktoplessness → Sandra Bollocks

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Fractal Snobs → Excessive Thrift → Rich Texts
Jun 12, 2025

Fractal Snobs → Excessive Thrift → Rich Texts

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Human as a Verb → Autopenmanship → Negative Progress
Jun 05, 2025

Human as a Verb → Autopenmanship → Negative Progress

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
The End of Self-Control → Gen Executor → Engineered Elite
Jun 03, 2025

The End of Self-Control → Gen Executor → Engineered Elite

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Con Artistry → Tasteful Brandhumping → Leveraged Despair
May 29, 2025

Con Artistry → Tasteful Brandhumping → Leveraged Despair

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
What Gets Passed Down → Wolfing Stupid Pills → Hollywood Misdirector
May 27, 2025

What Gets Passed Down → Wolfing Stupid Pills → Hollywood Misdirector

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Empirical Violence → Professional Chicken → The Unworking Class
May 22, 2025

Empirical Violence → Professional Chicken → The Unworking Class

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
Totally Spent → Hinokipokey → The DEIs of March
May 20, 2025

Totally Spent → Hinokipokey → The DEIs of March

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
White Collars Soaked in Cold Sweat → Rich Friend Gap
May 16, 2025

White Collars Soaked in Cold Sweat → Rich Friend Gap

Andrew Burmon
Andrew Burmon
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